Oh mum, will you ever learn. Leaving out a pair of shoes is almost as exciting and delicious as leaving out a pair of socks. Which I fully realize will never, ever happen again after I ate that last one. But still a boy can […]
OH HELL YES. Remember that I brought this outside with me a few days ago? There was a REASON. This is almost as much fun as eating all of the contents. It’s hard to control myself with all of this cardboard-y goodness. I AM […]
You didn’t stand a chance. Against my mighty teeth you were powerless, and as you sat on that high shelf, mostly hidden from my view, you tempted me. Day after day after day. I would see your purple handle flapping, and the way your buttons […]
These bags were broken before I got here. Maybe the cats got to them. You know how cats are. They just love a good plastic baggie that could hold a pocketful of dog treats. Love, Otto Fizz
