Airedale Terrier

Otto Fizz

King of the Jungle

King of the Jungle

That tiger-toy didn’t stand a chance. Love, Otto Fizz

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Drivin’ in MY Car

Drivin’ in MY Car

Also known as the OTTOmobile.  Because of course it is.  It belongs to me, and helps me to be mobile.  OTTO-mobile.  Very satisfying to say out loud. Love, Otto Fizz

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Turn Around, Mum!

Turn Around, Mum!

Whenever mum spends too much time in front of the glowy box that she says she’s “working” on, I sit behind her.  Like this.  I’ll start out being patient, looking around and seeing what else interesting is happening in the apartment at the moment.  Hoping […]

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Sunday Morning Relaxation Techniques

Sunday Morning Relaxation Techniques

I don’t understand why you humans have such a tough time relaxing.  Why you have to work at it, plan for it, and why it stresses you out so. JUST DO THIS. OK, maybe this is how I relax, and you get to rub your […]

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M-M-M-My Chewnola

M-M-M-My Chewnola

I’m not allowed to eat a ton of junk food, per mum.  She likes for my treats to be healthy – I just want ’em to taste good.  Occasionally, her pocketbook is a little light and we have to go for the cheaper stuff, which […]

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Welcome, Fall

Welcome, Fall

The leaves they fall, Into piles that I, Jump and roll, And poop in. Welcome, Fall. Love, Otto Fizz

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Look! Up in the Sky! It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane, It’s…

Look! Up in the Sky! It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane, It’s…

MY SQUEAKY TENNIS BALL! Mum and I have both just spotted (me first) where my bright orange squeaky tennis ball went.  Somehow, it made it to the top of the bookcase.  Must have been an interesting bounce.  Left mum scratching her head a bit as […]

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Get Out Of Jail Free Card

Get Out Of Jail Free Card

THESE EYES.  Works like a charm, and every damn time.  Dogs (and cats), take note. Love, Otto Fizz

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Advanced Belly Action

Advanced Belly Action

Don’t try this on your first time, my fellow pups.  When working on total manipulation of your humans, sometimes this much cuteness can cause their sad little hearts to burst.  And you don’t want that.  Not bursting, just filling, and maybe a little over-leakage. Laying […]

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