Delicious Doc Martens
Oh mum, will you ever learn.
Leaving out a pair of shoes is almost as exciting and delicious as leaving out a pair of socks. Which I fully realize will never, ever happen again after I ate that last one. But still a boy can dream.
But no matter. This game is FUN. The destruction of a pair of Doc Martens from the inside out. It’s a challenge to my chompers, and I’d like to add that I should definitely receive some points for STYLE.
Wouldn’t you agree?