Why Is The Sky Exploding?

I am confused.

The sounds are so loud, and they’re coming from everywhere.  You humans are more than a little strange.  I mean, the colors I’m sure are lovely, but must you blow things up to celebrate your birthday?

Because of all of your shenanigans, I can’t go for my walkies.  Forced to poop in the yard.  Mum doesn’t want me to get spooked and run off (I understand this).  Only a little exercise until the next boom then it’s back inside.  And mum has been running the air conditioner and TV super loud, apparently to keep me from hearing all of this craziness.

I hope it’s over soon.

Love,

Otto Fizz