Who Needs a Hairecut
Not I. I think I like the scruffy look. Makes me seem distinguished. OK, maybe a little rough at times, but more manly, rugged. Which helps me, as a puppy, to see myself in this way. Plus I really, really, really don’t want to go into any new buildings and especially do not want to have to stand still at the mercy of someone wielding a set of clippers. I’ve never done it but I promise I will hate it. And mum – YOU WILL PAY.
I’m going to push this scrubby look as long as I can, and rock my full-body ‘fro.