Despite my adorable sleeping positions, I am always alert. If a cat’s foot falls, I will hear it. If mum turns in her chair or stretches so much as a finger, I will hear it. If there is extensive rustling of the trees outside of the window, I will hear it.
I may or may not decide it’s important enough to actually move, or get up from my nice, cozy resting position. Especially if there is no food or admiration involved. Luckily I do have one ear that’s slightly off-kilter which seems to help me hear even more from ever more unusual sleeping positions. Very helpful.
THE WONKY EAR KNOWS ALL