Baby’s First Furmination
Mum keeps trying to brush my puppy pelt. She says that it’s getting a little crunchy and funky. To which I say, hell yes it is crunchy and funky, I have worked hard to make it this way. And your objection?
Apparently she’s been getting me used to being groomed. For what, I have no idea. It’s far more fun to bite the brush than to be brushed. So tonight she pulled out a different tool, and while I chomped happily on my normal slicker brush, she Furminated me.
Yes my friends, the soft, fluffy undercoat has been, well, removed. Didn’t hurt, but wasn’t my fondest experience. Basically I didn’t mind as long as I could chew on the other brush. And she managed to get a pretty big ball of Fizz Fuzz.
Which I tried to eat. Mmm.. tastes so familiar…