Talk to the Tail
Oh mum, I’m just not feeling your nonsense today. All of this supermodel practice is B-O-R-I-N-G. I know, I know, Bogart was a supermodel and you want me to be a supermodel, but I’m really just a crazy puppy with a mind of his own and teeth to back it up at the moment.
So find all of the sports settings on your phone that you want, you will have to capture my beauty in movement.
Talk to the tail, indeed.